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I call them Freedom fighter, you call them terrorist
"For me they are fighting to gain independence, for you they are terrorist who are trying to break away from your country," is the gist of Pervez Musharraf, ex-President, ex-Army Chief, self imposed living in excile in rich and luxary house in London.
What an irony Mr. ex-President that you want to become President of Pakistan once again if people elect you to lead the nation again.
When asked how he would rate the performance of current government, he said, "Pakistan is experiencing a deep economic decline. Law and order are in jeopardy, extremism is on the rise and there is political turmoil. The non-performance of an elected government is the issue,” he said."
Musharraf said, "(Militant groups) were indeed formed. The government turned a blind eye because they wanted India to discuss Kashmir."
Asked whether the "neglect" of the Kashmir issue gave Pakistan the right to train underground fighters, he said, "Yes, it is the right of any country to promote its own interests when India is not prepared to discuss Kashmir at the United Nations and is not prepared to resolve the dispute in a peaceful manner."
Originally posted on Spooftimes.com (Click Here to go read the article on Spooftimes)
What an irony Mr. ex-President that you want to become President of Pakistan once again if people elect you to lead the nation again.
When asked how he would rate the performance of current government, he said, "Pakistan is experiencing a deep economic decline. Law and order are in jeopardy, extremism is on the rise and there is political turmoil. The non-performance of an elected government is the issue,” he said."
Musharraf said, "(Militant groups) were indeed formed. The government turned a blind eye because they wanted India to discuss Kashmir."
Asked whether the "neglect" of the Kashmir issue gave Pakistan the right to train underground fighters, he said, "Yes, it is the right of any country to promote its own interests when India is not prepared to discuss Kashmir at the United Nations and is not prepared to resolve the dispute in a peaceful manner."
Originally posted on Spooftimes.com (Click Here to go read the article on Spooftimes)
Friday, June 04, 2010
UFO Researchers Reveal That The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien
UFO Researchers Reveal That The Grinch Was A Roswell Alien
Scientists at M.I.T. and Cal Tech have jointly discovered that The Grinch was a real being and was actually a Roswell type alien. Their five year study unearthed the fact that The Grinch was not really a creation from the mind of Theodore "Dr. Seuss" Geisel, but was in fact an alien that was stranded on earth shortly before the Roswell incident in 1947.
The Grinch, pictured at right in an early family photo from the Geisel household, was actually born on a far away planet named "Who." Stories that Seuss wrote about that place, including How The Grinch Stole Christmas and Horton Hears a Who, were actually historical narratives from the home planet of the miserly alien.
A true alien autopsy was performed on the Whovian (who was buried in the Giesel backyard) and it was discovered that his heart really was two sizes to small. This eventually led to his passing at an early age in the early 1960's.
Descendants of Dr. Seuss who remember the alien say that he was whiney and greedy and wanted over half of the proceeds of the books. They also say that his coarse, green hair was always clogging bathroom drains and that he used up all the water and took too much time in the bathroom. Family members also related that "Grinchie" used to "go around in these huge sunglasses because the light hurt his eyes and he thought that they made him look cool. When we first saw the Roswell alien pictures with those huge eyes, we thought that they didn't understand about the alien Ray-bans."
Family members remember that Boris Karloff, who did the voice in the cartoon of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, was dead on to their former house guest. They also said that the only pleasure they got out of having him around was playing with Max, his dog.
Faced with actual evidence of the existence of an Alien, Roswell resident and self professed Alien expert (and t-shirt vendor) Bernie Paxton was elated. "See, I told you so! I told you so! This is going to be another boon to tourism here! I might just have to start selling Grinch cartoons and Jim Carrey movies out of the back of my truck now too!"
Scientists at M.I.T. and Cal Tech have jointly discovered that The Grinch was a real being and was actually a Roswell type alien. Their five year study unearthed the fact that The Grinch was not really a creation from the mind of Theodore "Dr. Seuss" Geisel, but was in fact an alien that was stranded on earth shortly before the Roswell incident in 1947.
The Grinch, pictured at right in an early family photo from the Geisel household, was actually born on a far away planet named "Who." Stories that Seuss wrote about that place, including How The Grinch Stole Christmas and Horton Hears a Who, were actually historical narratives from the home planet of the miserly alien.
A true alien autopsy was performed on the Whovian (who was buried in the Giesel backyard) and it was discovered that his heart really was two sizes to small. This eventually led to his passing at an early age in the early 1960's.
Descendants of Dr. Seuss who remember the alien say that he was whiney and greedy and wanted over half of the proceeds of the books. They also say that his coarse, green hair was always clogging bathroom drains and that he used up all the water and took too much time in the bathroom. Family members also related that "Grinchie" used to "go around in these huge sunglasses because the light hurt his eyes and he thought that they made him look cool. When we first saw the Roswell alien pictures with those huge eyes, we thought that they didn't understand about the alien Ray-bans."
Family members remember that Boris Karloff, who did the voice in the cartoon of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, was dead on to their former house guest. They also said that the only pleasure they got out of having him around was playing with Max, his dog.
Faced with actual evidence of the existence of an Alien, Roswell resident and self professed Alien expert (and t-shirt vendor) Bernie Paxton was elated. "See, I told you so! I told you so! This is going to be another boon to tourism here! I might just have to start selling Grinch cartoons and Jim Carrey movies out of the back of my truck now too!"
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Miss America Contest Judged by a Big Fat Sexist!
Original Story at www.spooftimes.com Click here for the story
Just when I thought I had heard everything something new comes along!
Rush Limbaugh one of the biggest loud mouths in radio and on the whole planet, was one of seven judges who decided the Miss America Contest winner!
It is getting to be a very strange country! The promoters of the pageant said that Limbaugh brought a thrilling new dimension to the contest. I’ll say he did! Limbaugh is the man who invented the word “Feminazi” ! He used it to describe feminist and even Hillary Clinton! It has been observed in many quarters that women don’t like Limbaugh! Hmmmm. I wonder why?
He got lucky and escaped the arena before one of the 53 contestants cut his testicles off! I wonder how he got away from them!
I wonder how he felt about the acronym of the contest: MAO! Miss American Organization! It sounds like a plug for China! Who knows, maybe they bought it!
It is amazing that the MAO chose Limbaugh! They have been trying for decades to elevate the contest to something loftier than a tits and ass competition and then they selected a judge who thinks those features are the only ones worth noting about womankind!
Just consider the irony of all this!
President Obama wins the Noble Prize.
Rush got to judge a beauty contest.
What did the winner of the Miss America Contest get?
Poor Miss Virginia! Poor Miss America!
She got to watch Rush dancing to Lady Gaga!
Gag me with a backhoe!
Just when I thought I had heard everything something new comes along!
Rush Limbaugh one of the biggest loud mouths in radio and on the whole planet, was one of seven judges who decided the Miss America Contest winner!
It is getting to be a very strange country! The promoters of the pageant said that Limbaugh brought a thrilling new dimension to the contest. I’ll say he did! Limbaugh is the man who invented the word “Feminazi” ! He used it to describe feminist and even Hillary Clinton! It has been observed in many quarters that women don’t like Limbaugh! Hmmmm. I wonder why?
He got lucky and escaped the arena before one of the 53 contestants cut his testicles off! I wonder how he got away from them!
I wonder how he felt about the acronym of the contest: MAO! Miss American Organization! It sounds like a plug for China! Who knows, maybe they bought it!
It is amazing that the MAO chose Limbaugh! They have been trying for decades to elevate the contest to something loftier than a tits and ass competition and then they selected a judge who thinks those features are the only ones worth noting about womankind!
Just consider the irony of all this!
President Obama wins the Noble Prize.
Rush got to judge a beauty contest.
What did the winner of the Miss America Contest get?
Poor Miss Virginia! Poor Miss America!
She got to watch Rush dancing to Lady Gaga!
Gag me with a backhoe!
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