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Friday, April 17, 2009

Taliban New Fatwa: Susan Boyle cannot Sing



Swat (Pakistan): Fearing a rise in the interest of women venturing out to sing after Susan Boyle inspirational achievement, the Taliban for the first time have been threatened. They have issued a fatwa banning her to sing ever in life.

Recently they been blowing girl's school in the restive Swat area of Pakistan. Facing growing anger from the women for banning girl's education, women public out-going, marrying non-taliban groom, this time they are up against women who have been inspired by Susan Boyle.

(Remember these Taliban are not even scared of US or Pakistan army)

Recently Susan Boyle have inspired million of women and men of middle age to rise against themselves and fight for their dream. This fight for dream has threaten Taliban to such a great extent that they have issued Fatwa to ban Susan to sing. According to Fatwa code, which can only be understand by these illiterate people, Susan is prohibited to sing even in dreams.

The Taliban have been scared so much so that they are not even talking about her even in their secret meeting. They fear that their mind will be corrupted by Susan courage to defy against all odds and hardship.

When contacted by Press, Susan told the press that she has indeed receive the letter but since can't read what is written their, she is not bound to follow those instruction.

(Remember, the schools were destroyed by them, so how could Susan read)

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Pakistan awarded World Heritage country



United Nation (NY)
On 31st March, the United Nation has selected Pakistan as the world first World Heritage Nation. In a glowing ceremony held at United Nation Head Quater in New York, the UNO chief Osama Bin Laden has conferred this award to Pakistan.

In a short message on its website, UNO has stated that Pakistan is the birthplace of all Jihadi movement taking place in different part of the world. Also he mentioned that Pakistan is the only country which give highest civilian award to their terrorist.

However, many countries have opposed this move of United Nation in announcing unilaterally about Pakistan. These countries have contended that they should have looked at some other countries too, for example Iran, North Korea, and probably Libya.

A spokewoman from Iran has denied the report that Iran ever considered for this prestigious award. But she relented that would Iran have considered for this award, they would have definitely challenged Pakistan.

US representative at United Nation was quick in disassociating US from this controversy. The representative promised that they would go to United Nation Security Council for an emergency voting. Rest of the world is waiting for the outcome of this meeting.

This is a fictional work

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